Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 26, 2019

Is the fly going to sit in one of the seats or stick to the ceiling? If it blocks someone’s view, will that person say “Hey, I’m trying to see the fly. I mean the other fly.”

Shouldn’t the head be white and more human?

Somebody is going to be all over the buttered popcorn.

wonder how much they charge for a fly’s movie ticket?

Wait…what? The fly The musical? I’d be curious to hear the musical numbers…the catchy ’’I’m turning into a fly’’, the always romantic ‘’Let me dissolve you’‘, and the tragic ’’Shotgun love’’…

You can go in but your friend has to buzz off.

He’ll probably take up more than one seat, Lio.

I want to see that, it’s all the buzz. Of course if it has a sad ending, Lio will come out with his fly down.

I want to see a chorus line of dancing flies, kicking all of their legs at the same time.

Lio is sweet.

He can get in if it’s his emotional support fly.

(High pitched and barely audible) “Help me!”

Glad to see Lio buying two tickets: himself and his genetically-enhanced pal, who should really appreciate this movie!