Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 24, 2019

This is why I never order the turkey club at a deli. I’m afraid they’ll bring me a membership card.

Is that a box of “Chains” on the table?

He’s the turkey special of the year….

I doubt he’d repond if someone said “Manwich!.”

Remember: You are what you eat.

I remember once standing at the pre-made sandwiches, dithering over which to choose. A cow-orker came over and said “Can’t decide which has your name on it, eh? Ham or Turkey?” I told him I had a beef with him.

“Get in the oven”