Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 14, 1974
Transcript:
Peppermint Patty stands on a chair. Marcie holds a tape measure and says, "Okay, sir, I think I have all your measurements."<BR><BR> Marcie looks at a slip of paper and says, "The way I see it, you're a size eight . . . Your waist is twenty-three inches, your hips are twenty-eight inches . . ."<BR><BR> Marcie continues, "And your . . . Your . . . Uh . . . Your . . . Your . . ."<BR><BR> Marcie lies on the floor. Peppermint Patty says, "'Bust,' Marcie!! It's a perfectly legitimate sewing term!" Marcie says, "Twenty-six inches, sir!"<BR><BR>
woodnote about 13 years ago
Does Peppermint Patty look like 26-23-28 to you?
What is the width of the seat of that chair?
I guess Peppermint Patty’s head circumference is about 40.
rumrunner731 almost 13 years ago
Lord, Schulz lol
LieutenantCommanderData almost 11 years ago
She weighs twice as much as I do…and she is less than half my age O.o
hkoussaya over 6 years ago
Oh good grief
Stormwyrm over 3 years ago
Did Schulz just give us PP’s three sizes?
FrostbiteFalls about 1 year ago
When this was first published, my mother thought it was pretty funny and compared Marcie to M*A*S*H’s Radar, just the same type of thing he’d be shy about saying out loud.