Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 14, 1974

Transcript:

Peppermint Patty stands on a chair. Marcie holds a tape measure and says, "Okay, sir, I think I have all your measurements."<BR><BR> Marcie looks at a slip of paper and says, "The way I see it, you're a size eight . . . Your waist is twenty-three inches, your hips are twenty-eight inches . . ."<BR><BR> Marcie continues, "And your . . . Your . . . Uh . . . Your . . . Your . . ."<BR><BR> Marcie lies on the floor. Peppermint Patty says, "'Bust,' Marcie!! It's a perfectly legitimate sewing term!" Marcie says, "Twenty-six inches, sir!"<BR><BR>