B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 26, 2019

Yeah, they tried to make their swoosh into a shoe horn.

This makes me wonder what Nike’s imaginary product flops were?

I wonder if you hit it to pass other sneakers or to gore other sneakers in a fight.

Well, at least it got to the sole of things…

I think Nike has had thousands of flops. I found a Nike shoe that was perfect once. I could never buy it again because apparently it was a flop and they couldn’t make it anymore. They keep trying but they can’t seem to make one that is good enough to stay with. Maybe if they tried making them somewhere besides China they could get it right.

Should have got Kaepernick to back it. Problem solved.

Are shoe horns still made? Never mind. . .they are. . .and where’s the biggest selection? You guessed it. . .Amazon.

Their flips flopped.

Other than hiring the “kneeling A/H”. ………..

I was going to say that Colin Kaepernick is Nike’s major failure, but I guess the buzz he generates must be worth big bucks to them.

Is a shoe horn something like a foot candle?

I have some cycling shoes made by Nike. 20+ years old and still going strong. I really miss the “Carnivore” cross training shoe. Their next flop might be the SpongeBob Squarepants themed Kyrie Irving shoes, but then the Mrs walked in wearing a pair.

Aah, yes their blinky lights, the precursor of Grocery Store Attractors.

Take a knee on that one.

It won’t make a sound, if your tongue gets in the way.