Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 22, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    Peter better insert his other foot into his mouth.

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    Let it go bro. Can’t win for losing.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    If you say so.

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    Tigressy  almost 5 years ago

    Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

    How do you feel?

    Got a little head cold – therefore meh.

    No shrinking or other jokes, please – my forehead already does feel like my skin being too tight for my skull.

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    Tigressy  almost 5 years ago

    “Yes. Learn your grammar.”

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    Cpeckbourlioux  almost 5 years ago

    Yes, Dear. (That’s all you need to know)

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 5 years ago

    That was a good idea… dig a second hole so you have somewhere to put the dirt from the first one.

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    Knightman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Meh!!!

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    russef  almost 5 years ago

    JUST SHUT UP WHILE YOU’RE BEHIND!!

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    Dave M  almost 5 years ago

    Might as well just jump in with both feet and go on offense. You’re not getting any tonight anyway.

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    Ken Norris Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Smile and say, “love of my life, you know there’s no safe answer to that for me.” then call the florist for a rush delivery

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    Phrosty 12Oaks  almost 5 years ago

    Daddy just put away the backhoe and stop digging the hole deeper. She will twist your words no matter what you say and remember, it is always okay for the female to insult the male but NEVER EVER insult the female. It’s a no win.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    when someone is committed to arguing, it’s better to just walk away

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    dlsickels1959  almost 5 years ago

    Sounds about right

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    John Blake Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Peter, stop. RIGHT NOW!!

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    tigerave Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m a woman, but I don’t understand how or why other women can actually think this way. They’re poor husbands don’t stand a chance.

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    commerce1943  almost 5 years ago

    Lose her. Take the kid and run.

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    BaltimoreJack Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein really know the marriage dynamic well (or men and women generally). I am sure I must have offended someone somehow. :(

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    Tigressy  almost 5 years ago

    Fun fact: That’s what Killer Frost said after she threw a guy through a window.

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