Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 16, 2019

There’s a good chance that grown up Calvin might do time for arson.

Too many real life examples of this kind of thing to list.

not that I’ve read it, but “The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek” is sort of the fictional autobiographies of Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal

Hes 6 of course he would edit

Calvin’s “autobiography” turned out to be about Elon Musk.

Elon Musk and the Bored Engineers: What’s Hot and Cool at the Same Time?

My story has a keyblade that can turn into other weapons.

And at 7 it will be revised, 8 revised, and so forth down the line.

He can use the flamethrower to delete the parts of the book where he is naughty and then send the book to Santa.

Are you kidding Hobbes? Everybody wants to write a fictional autobiography!

A flame thrower would have been helpful!!

Kind of like that British “celeb” (and I use the word because in her case it always gets a laugh) who published her autobiography at the age of 25. Should have used a comic book format IMO…

A flame-thrower would make it a more interesting story for sure!

With any luck Calvin’s book will sell like fire.

The Secret Life of Calvin Mitty?

Oooh, and write about the time you did your homework on time.

Sometimes comics can get a little too scary for my taste.

Make up stuff all the time? Who would do that?

Mine too!

He must have lowered his expectations. I seem to remember him asking Santa for heat seeking missiles…

His brain is so complex, you never know what he’s thinking. Very funny

When Calvin makes his snowmen he can give one of them a flame-thrower.

I’m sure everyone did this when they were six years old.

Everyone’s autobiography would be improved by a flamethrower.

Seems Calvin is becoming the poster child for the violence-obsessed kid that ends up committing horrendous crimes. Might be time to tone him down a bit.

Is it just me or has the whole world turned into nothing but Calvins? ;-)

I’m sooo tempted to say something.

…and a talking tiger?

Why is Hobbes okay with this?

A young Donald Trump planning on his eventual book “The Art of the Deal.”