Kind of like that British “celeb” (and I use the word because in her case it always gets a laugh) who published her autobiography at the age of 25. Should have used a comic book format IMO…
Seems Calvin is becoming the poster child for the violence-obsessed kid that ends up committing horrendous crimes. Might be time to tone him down a bit.
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
There’s a good chance that grown up Calvin might do time for arson.
Sugar Bombs 95 over 4 years ago
Too many real life examples of this kind of thing to list.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
not that I’ve read it, but “The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek” is sort of the fictional autobiographies of Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal
Super Mario over 4 years ago
Hes 6 of course he would edit
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Calvin’s “autobiography” turned out to be about Elon Musk.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
Elon Musk and the Bored Engineers: What’s Hot and Cool at the Same Time?
codycab over 4 years ago
My story has a keyblade that can turn into other weapons.
Watcher over 4 years ago
And at 7 it will be revised, 8 revised, and so forth down the line.
sirbadger over 4 years ago
He can use the flamethrower to delete the parts of the book where he is naughty and then send the book to Santa.
su43dipta over 4 years ago
Are you kidding Hobbes? Everybody wants to write a fictional autobiography!
rentier over 4 years ago
A flame thrower would have been helpful!!
orinoco womble over 4 years ago
Kind of like that British “celeb” (and I use the word because in her case it always gets a laugh) who published her autobiography at the age of 25. Should have used a comic book format IMO…
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
A flame-thrower would make it a more interesting story for sure!
bluram over 4 years ago
With any luck Calvin’s book will sell like fire.
ajr58 over 4 years ago
The Secret Life of Calvin Mitty?
A Hip loving Canadian... over 4 years ago
Oooh, and write about the time you did your homework on time.
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
Sometimes comics can get a little too scary for my taste.
MichaelHelwig over 4 years ago
Make up stuff all the time? Who would do that?
Prey over 4 years ago
Mine too!
gantech over 4 years ago
He must have lowered his expectations. I seem to remember him asking Santa for heat seeking missiles…
jimsulis over 4 years ago
His brain is so complex, you never know what he’s thinking. Very funny
carlzr over 4 years ago
When Calvin makes his snowmen he can give one of them a flame-thrower.
BiggerNate91 over 4 years ago
I’m sure everyone did this when they were six years old.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
Everyone’s autobiography would be improved by a flamethrower.
Aringo over 4 years ago
Seems Calvin is becoming the poster child for the violence-obsessed kid that ends up committing horrendous crimes. Might be time to tone him down a bit.
Dennis Johns over 4 years ago
Is it just me or has the whole world turned into nothing but Calvins? ;-)
jmworacle over 4 years ago
I’m sooo tempted to say something.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
…and a talking tiger?
Big Jack: Second Class over 4 years ago
Why is Hobbes okay with this?
liberalnlovinit over 4 years ago
A young Donald Trump planning on his eventual book “The Art of the Deal.”