Heart of the City by Steenz for November 24, 2019

Rhymes with “tofurkey”.

“Barfurkey”?

Translation: “I don’t have a poem.”

The accent is on the second syllable, right? So she only needs a rhyme with -urkey (e.g., quirky, jerky, or even turkey).

“twofer ghee”

I always wanted to try a Turducken.Too much grease from the Duck,I would imagine ;~|

So end the line before that with a different word. It doesn’t have to end with tofurkey.

Just be happy your mom hasn’t gone vegan. That would have ended most of the pies and cookies, too.

Isn’t it a bit chilly in Philly for Heart not to have on a sweater? As a rule, I never notice little things like that. But I am cold by nature, so I noticed that right away.

And your list of words that rhyme with turkey begins with . . . ?

Poor Heart. Her mother’s choices should not affect Heart’s.

We feel your pain, Heart.

A “Thanksgiving Poem”? What a pointless assignment. Good work, Basner.