AB negative? He’s not your type.
It’s worse for female vampires. Can’t apply makeup using the mirrors, can’t take selfies to post on Instagram….
Hire a portrait painter.
It’s all in the eye of the beholder.
I can’t see what she sees in him!
Vamping for the camera…
And yet in all the recent dramas about them, their romantic life doesn’t suck.
Looks like one of my former bosses; his reflection doesn’t show up in a mirror either.
Hmmm! Wonder if he likes to fly?
He must like the online dating, he’s sporting wood…
Just like every online dating service, you don’t quite get what you see.
There should have been a camera suspended in the air by the chair indicating that he took a pic in front of a mirror !
That looks like Scary Gary in the mirror!
Technically it’s only silver-emulsified film or silver-backed mirrors that won’t show a vampire’s image.But the joke’s still good.
Some ‘selfie’ cameras use a mirror, some use a prism. What does Congress say?
And he’s not wearin’ any clothes.
He’s also the chair of a board.
Even this is a better love story than Twilight…
September 06, 2014
mddshubby2005 over 5 years ago
AB negative? He’s not your type.
Gent over 5 years ago
It’s worse for female vampires. Can’t apply makeup using the mirrors, can’t take selfies to post on Instagram….
tudza Premium Member over 5 years ago
Hire a portrait painter.
Aussie Down Under over 5 years ago
It’s all in the eye of the beholder.
Stevefk over 5 years ago
I can’t see what she sees in him!
J Quest over 5 years ago
Vamping for the camera…
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago
And yet in all the recent dramas about them, their romantic life doesn’t suck.
DanFlak over 5 years ago
Looks like one of my former bosses; his reflection doesn’t show up in a mirror either.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Hmmm! Wonder if he likes to fly?
jdthird over 5 years ago
He must like the online dating, he’s sporting wood…
RobinHood over 5 years ago
Just like every online dating service, you don’t quite get what you see.
D Ob-one B over 5 years ago
There should have been a camera suspended in the air by the chair indicating that he took a pic in front of a mirror !
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
That looks like Scary Gary in the mirror!
Bill The Nuke over 5 years ago
Technically it’s only silver-emulsified film or silver-backed mirrors that won’t show a vampire’s image.But the joke’s still good.
zeexenon over 5 years ago
Some ‘selfie’ cameras use a mirror, some use a prism. What does Congress say?
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
And he’s not wearin’ any clothes.
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
He’s also the chair of a board.
Digital Frog over 5 years ago
Even this is a better love story than Twilight…