Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 23, 2019

Its to die for.

(Imagine a good Bela Lugosi imitation):

Thank you my dear. It’s so good to see you back in circulation again.

Oh bite me, lady…. No! Don’t! That’s not what i meant!!

You don’t need to have any grave concerns about the relationship Lady. I’m like a ghost, and have vanished out of here for distant places for good.

Oh no… As soon as they want to talk about the “relationship” it is time to run!

Who is the model? I am dying to meet her!

At the risk of being a cliche I ‘dig’ your looks.

I have grave concerns about, ummm, the blood, guts and dirt under your fingernails…..

Ruuuuunnnnnnnn!!!!!

A lovely image, but I think “Corpse Bride” did it better.

Is she any relation to Cat Gut, the famous musical instrument string maker?

She’s sick. She can’t stop coffin.

Let’s discuss this under a full moon….(low purring)……I’ll give you something to howl about.

Tomb are you talkin’, lady?

♪♫ “I want a ghoul, just like the ghoul, that buried dear old dad…” ♪♫

“The grave ’s a fine and private place, But none, I think, do there embrace” —Andrew Marvell, Stanza II, “To His Coy Mistress.”

“If it clicks, how will we ever reconcile ‘till death do us part’”…

She might occupy a spot on Vampirella’s family tree.