Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 08, 2019

another nickel plus two pennies for Lucy

How can you afford the two cent price raise?

So much for whipping inflation now…

7c – wasn’t it 5c. Please justify a 40% increase in price.

Poor Charlie Brown

After a couple of TIAs, I no longer remember my dreams. Does that mean my brain has given up on me?

The odd thing is that for once, Lucy’s not entirely wrong!

Don’t fret, Charlie Brown Maybe your brain just hasn’t figured it out yet.

I see a new book title: “Even Paranoids Have Enemies, Charlie Brown”…

Just wait CB. A little Chinese girl will open a competing Psychiatric Help kiosk with a 3 cent cost, and be very close by to Ms. Crabby.

Why “STUPID KID” in the clouds?

“It’s at night, Charlie Brown, when you’re sleeping that your brain is really working.” No wonder I’m so tired in the morning.

Charlie Brown getting a break? Not even in his dreams.

With that attitude, yes.

“Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.” Charles M. Schulz

Actually, I think it’s dumping low-priority memories to make room for new stuff, and since memories aren’t stored in a logical order, one can get some pretty weird dreams when the cognitive level of the brain tries to make sense of the memory dump

7 Cents?!? That’s a Three Musketeers or a Forever Yours bar plus two pieces of penny candy. Next time, take your cute little toes over to the Candy Store Charlie Brown.

Lucy’s fee has gone up to $.07.

When did psychiatric help go from 5 cents to 7 cents?! Inflation sucks…

I have one of htose pillows from that guy in Minnesota, you have to toss it in the drier every two weeks or so to refluff it but the thing it, when it’s been freshly fluffed my dreams are much more coherent, there are no jumps in logic or anything and the story line, for lack of a better description just flows.

i don’t know if that means i’m sleeping more deeply or less.

When did psychiatric help go up to 7 cents?

Didn’t realize that Lucy was a neo-Freudian.

Since when did inflation catch up with Lucy’s rates?

She raised rates to compensate for the lack of a Christmas present from Linus…my theory.

Isn’t THAT a great feeling chuck?!!!! lol

“All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream at night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible.” T. E. Lawrence, The Seven Pillars of Wisdom.

Exactly how is a naked, frisky, 29 year old Raquel Welch dream preparing me for my day? [SIGH]

Never listen to Lucy, especially when she’s claiming to be a psychiatrist. She’s not a psychiatrist and over charges for the god awful advice she gives out. She should be paying YOU five dollars to listen to her advice, not charging five cents for it.

When did the price go from 5 cents to 7 cents?

However much she charges, Lucy’s advice is not worth every cent.

I think it is time to see another psychiatrist, CB.

I feel for ya Charlie, my brain is my worst enemy too

Charlie Brown didn’t tell Lucy what his dream was. I doubt she has the skills of Joseph.

I see an increase in the fees of thr doc.

No way I’m paying 2 cents more!