Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 08, 2019

{raspberry and thumbs down}

That explains why the aliens decided not to invade Earth.

“Thank you folks, you’ve been a wonderful audience. My name is Lio and I’ll be here all week!”

Classic.

What did the cannibles eating the clown say?

See, I always thought that’s what an alien would say after eating a clown

Have to wonder if aliens even know what a chicken is.

If rubber chickens were funny in any way at all, this would make more sense.

To mis-quote from a classic radio program: ’taint funny Tatulli .

Start sending Shaggy Dog jokes…that’ll really mess with their heads!

Hope the aliens don’t take offense.

Okay, after THAT joke, we’re invading. Now, it’s a case of removing a black hole of not-funny from the galaxy.

[speaking of which, wonder what Pastis posted today….] :-)

Keep up with jokes like that and they’ll get Marvin the Martian to loan them his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator or get Gort to reduce Earth into a burned out cinder.

I think its time for Eva breaks Lios heart time.

Oh, Lio, you break me (and the aliens) up! You are such a Cosmic Comic!