They forgot the Narrow Jump, the Diskette Throw, and the Pole Lay, as well as the Weight Leaving competition, the Low Dive, and the Shot Put Back. Why, he’s missing all the good stuff. The problem is they had no competitors because no one bothered to try out.
My sport is falling down. Most people in my gym classes thought my name was “Are you alright?” Because that’s what my gym teachers asked me after I landed in a heap.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Water polo without Marco Polo
Snoots almost 5 years ago
They forgot the Narrow Jump, the Diskette Throw, and the Pole Lay, as well as the Weight Leaving competition, the Low Dive, and the Shot Put Back. Why, he’s missing all the good stuff. The problem is they had no competitors because no one bothered to try out.
InTraining almost 5 years ago
Don’t forget breathing…!
Mighty Phavahg almost 5 years ago
I’ve entered the Procrastination Decathlon. I mean, when I get a chance I will. Soon, for sure.
Snoots almost 5 years ago
The synchronized sweating part seems unrealistic, as it would require leaving the air-conditioned lounge.
Argythree almost 5 years ago
My kind of sports…
marilynnbyerly almost 5 years ago
My sport is falling down. Most people in my gym classes thought my name was “Are you alright?” Because that’s what my gym teachers asked me after I landed in a heap.