The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 05, 2019

Which explains why you’ve been married so long.

That’s sweet.

Go with that. In the end you will never WIN an argument with your wife.

I usually use “as you wish”

Keeps the discussion short as well.. a double win and perhaps.. a bit of nookie later

Probably still won’t be the last word with Gladys. She’ll probably have something to say that has an “or else” in it.

In a whinny voice-“Yes my pet.”

My two last words are “Yes dear” or “I’m sorry”

Married Cylon – “By. your. command…”

Its the best way to have a long marriage without strife. This past March was our 45th anniversary Since 2003 we have been both retired and spend all our days and nights together. On TV watching, we each watch what we want, in different rooms, on different TVs. That way no conflict

That is a wise man…. It is always “cheaper to keep her”.

There is a song called, “Making Whoopie”. And I don’t mean Goldberg. Check it out.

As my mate Ron used to say, the last words in any fight were his wife saying: “Come out from under there and fight like a man!”