Universe Man, Universe Man, size of the entire universe man,Usually kind to smaller man, Universe Man.He’s got a watch with a minute hand, millenium hand, and an eon hand,And when they meet it’s a happy land – powerful man, Universe Man.
If you were the size of Jupiter you could claim to be the gravitationally dominant object in our solar system, which actually wobbles its host star (the point of balance between the sun and Jupiter is a bit outside the surface of the sun.) Of course that solar system is in itself pretty insignificant, the most special thing about it is that in a few million years our descendants MIGHT have managed to colonize the rest of the galaxy.
Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago
But not if you were the size of Uranus.
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
No matter our achievements or desires, however, our existence is indifferent to the Cosmos.
CO Premium Member almost 5 years ago
No matter how large the universe is, it doesn’t have a it will never have single thought.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Sorry Monty, one giant gasbag in this country is enough.
ccomebacktour almost 5 years ago
SIZE MATTERS
jel354 almost 5 years ago
Some planets might result in greater lunacy than others.
Vince M almost 5 years ago
Universe Man, Universe Man, size of the entire universe man,Usually kind to smaller man, Universe Man.He’s got a watch with a minute hand, millenium hand, and an eon hand,And when they meet it’s a happy land – powerful man, Universe Man.
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
“Here, Monty. Have another cookie.”
yangeldf almost 5 years ago
If you were the size of Jupiter you could claim to be the gravitationally dominant object in our solar system, which actually wobbles its host star (the point of balance between the sun and Jupiter is a bit outside the surface of the sun.) Of course that solar system is in itself pretty insignificant, the most special thing about it is that in a few million years our descendants MIGHT have managed to colonize the rest of the galaxy.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
We do have a purpose and we’re not accidents (sorry of the serious post but some people might get bummed out by a cartoon like this)!
banjoAhhh! almost 5 years ago
I googled Thomas Nagel. He looks like an older, very depressed version of Nick from “Big Mouth”.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
You mean, if you were a big gassy giant? Compared to EB., you are that!