Bliss by Harry Bliss for November 16, 2019

As long as it isn’t the pilot’s first time, I’m ok.

In addition, they do not know that their luggage has already been lost.

“Airplane” the cartoon …Over …Under…. Under … Over ;-)

The plane encounters turbulence as the flight attendant serves coffee..

Hmmm … Isn’t that a Boeing 737 MAX?

That pilot is going to be in trouble. VTOL him not to do that anymore.

Crying baby, where is the crying baby?

I’m not that sort of … .

Those passengers are in for a big surprise.

And since they’re still on the ground, nobody’s reclined their seat yet.

Happened to me. On a flight from Orange County Airport to LAX with barely enough passengers to outnumber the crew, as we take off we hear the engines rev up, but the plane is not moving. Once the pilot let off the brakes, we took off like a shot and one of the cabin crew said on the PA “It’s OK, it’s just the pilot trying to pull another wheelie.”

As long as the in-flight movie isn’t “Airport,” I’m good.

Ok, but net’s not try the whole ‘land vertically’ thing again.

What is this now, Family Circus?

“And your in-flight entertainment will be the classic movie “Airplane!”."