In Security by Bea R. for November 01, 2019

That was fast.

The throw pillow in the first panel …

Well, that happens. Kids are great – no batteries required.

Might want to think about getting married, if you haven’t already.

Happy All Saints Day! Today on the strip we celebrate with some less than saintly behavior! ;D

Hubbs needs to ask his mom for permission first! XD

What’s wrong with Hubbs wanting to be financially stable first? I guess motherhood means more to Ellie than money, I like her even more now!

Okaaaaay… I thought Ow was cat-napped by Newt and Kelly… ?!?

You , you, I’ve been their done that, what are your plans for these two, yes know your not telling.

You went wandering through a very fertile garden in Vegas, Hubbs.

She is so damn cute!!!

Already? Wow, that was fast…

Face it Hubbs, Ellie has hold of your footballs now.

Las Vegas lovin’

Means a bun in the oven

Snow family did foretell.

Let wedding bells ring

In celebration we sing

Save Mama, who shall raise hell.

We must remember Ellie, you also aren’t in a vey good economical position either.

How long until Hubbs screws up this relationship?

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to conceive.

Nobody ever thinks about kids when the blood flow for the brain is going somewhere else.

“I think about kids ALL the time”

-said the child stalker

So, Bea R., what does NFU stand for? Seems to obviously be a generic stand in for the NFL, but I’m guessing you have something in mind for as to why you used those three particular letters.

Where is the confrontation with Big Mama in all this? Or should I say Big Grandmama now?

Dang, guess we won’t see Ellie storming an big corporate office to rescue her cat. Is it wrong to want more action in some of the strips on here?

Click-klak! That’s the sound the ball-and-chain, Hubbs! In your case, I’d learn to love it.

Yo Dude! She’s ready to have “Kids” !

She might be just funnin’ him. I don’t think there’s been enough time to kill the rabbit

Hubbs is going to hurt himself if he keeps trying to think. Besides, Ellie was so horny in Vegas that I surmise she was at the peak of her fertile window. Hubbs had better switch to baseball and get a catcher’s mitt. He’ll need it in 9 months.

Well Hubbs, when you do, you’ll be better than another comic strip sports character who’s making big bucks (no whammies) in the NFL. You actually be spending it.

Already sewed that one!

Hubbs, let me introduce you to real life!

No, no children, not when the hellish problems of AGW are already causing havoc.