FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 10, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    Jason, your mother and grandmother are having a serious conversation; don’t get all greedy of what’ll be on your Christmas wish list.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Horrible timing, Jason! Just horrible…

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    I wonder if Bill wrote this arc from experience.

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    tripwire45  almost 5 years ago

    Sometimes the “perfect” Moms aren’t so perfect.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Andy would give her friends her famous kale/parsnip/tofu snacks in a room that was around 33 degrees F. How could they not like her!!??

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    rebroxanna  almost 5 years ago

    Her friends liking her mother more than herself is interesting. How is that her mother’s fault? Andy should have been asking herself why that is. So far I am not feeling her pain. Quite the opposite.

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    Wren Fahel  almost 5 years ago

    One time I was playing with my friends – 2 sisters, who were a year apart – at their house. One time their mother actually said to them, “Why can’t you be more like Karen?” I wanted to die.

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    dv1093  almost 5 years ago

    She had friends?

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    My mother had excellent social skills and I was autistic (we didn’t know at the time that this was my problem). I struggled to develop basic social skills because I wanted friends! When I would ask my father if I were doing better, he would say I was doing better, but LOOK at your Mother! She’s amazing" (or something to that effect). I found that extremely discouraging. I also took to finding skills I could do better than my mother and flaunting them.

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    jel354  almost 5 years ago

    Andy, you shouldn’t steal money from your mother’s purse. Did she think her friends would agree that was a good idea?

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    BiggerNate91  almost 5 years ago

    I feel like everyone’s missing the point of all this.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    My mother was just the opposite. She would say nothing in public but at home she would heat up the wire hanger and apply it to my back, arms, or legs and would continue until I stopped moving or flinching. I thank dog for emancipation at 16.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    competing with one’s parents (or children) is inevitably useless

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    Alan Carpenter Premium Member almost 5 years ago

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    Wow! All that energy wasted in putting each other down when you could have combined forces to ridicule the ghastly solecism of the misspelled “embarassing.”Isn’t that embarrassing?

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