Cleats by Bill Hinds for May 16, 2022
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Transcript:
Dee: My last at-bat in the last game of the season and my last chance to hit my first home run. Ungh! I clobbered it! It's got the distance! Stay in! Stay in! Aww-- foul ball! Boy: Uh-- that ball was fould from the moment it left the bat. Dee: You haven't heard of wind blowing a ball back fair? Boy: Dude, you pulled that ball so badly it landed in the parking lot. Dee: You haven't heard ot freakish, gale-force wind gusts? You get the weather channel on basic cable, you know. Umpire: I think you hit my car.
Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago
If you hit a goose, it would be a fowl ball.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
Dee, you’ve got to channel your inner baseball bat and really visualize the aim of the ball. Be the bat, keep your eye on the ball and swing it out of the park. Unless they throw you a screw ball.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
A screwball just hit a screwball.
Yontrop over 2 years ago
It did seem to “have the distance” though.