Cleats by Bill Hinds for February 29, 2024
February 28, 2024
March 01, 2024
Transcript:
Clerk: May I help you? Gary: I'm looking for a decent air pump. Clerk: We have these power models. Gary: Sweet! Is this the top of the line? Clerk: We have a gasoline-powered model. Expensive, but great if the electricity goes out and you want to play some ball. Gary: Hmmm - and the hurricane season is nearly upon us.
Ellis97 9 months ago
Sounds too good to be true.
DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago
LOL she did say something about “spare no expense,” right? Oh boy!
ilovecomics*infinity 9 months ago
I grew up in FL. Reading ‘hurricane season’ in this context made me unexpectedly sentimental for that big old phallic swamp in the SE.
PoodleGroomer 9 months ago
He needs a commercial trailer hitch gasoline compressor, good for soccer balls, jackhammers, and winterizing lawn sprinkler systems.
ObsiWan Premium Member 9 months ago
Note how the sales guy’s eye are lighting up…. he knows he’s “got a live one”.
vacman 9 months ago
But I do not think she meant spend as much as you can.