Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 20, 2019

Spark a conversation somewhere else, then.

Easy, he’s my key man!

Car keys?

What really makes it uninteresting is that they’re all about the same vehicle.

“I’m not remotely interested…”

All his startups belong to the automobile industry.

If he’s not too careful with his startups, he could easily go down the drains!

Too many startups to hear about.

Is that Keegan-Michael Key?

Shut up already….your just a copy….

I have a push button start on my car. I know that it’s supposed to be more secure than a normal key. But that’s way over-engineering a solution to a problem.

I can also lock my car remotely, and open the trunk remotely (from about 1/4 mile away!). I’ve gotten used to all these conveniences. However, I can’t just “roll down the windows” without a key.

However, I’m a guy. I’ve never lost car keys in the bottom of my purse.

All of his friends were the “keys” to his success,

How long before this joke is obsolete?

He’s a self-starter, but his underlings find him too cranky, especially on cold mornings.

Va Va Varoom

So is this a key party?

Just ask a few key questions…

She has some very nice curves!

He obviously doesn’t know the key to good conversations.

If you loose one, you get no nookey.

Just stay low key, and some hot one might come along and start something.