Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 22, 2019

ANYTHING to make the sale, eh? :/

Is something prong, Janice?

Where’s the rest of the set? And do those forks have tines?

The company won’t be around to honor it.

All of a sudden I’m hungry…..

I prefer my knives and spoons without tines, thank you.

For those who eat their peas with a knife.

The forks very clearly HAVE tines, and the tines are squared off at the tips.

Did you catch that? Read the fine print in the warranty!

she needs to be careful if she doesn’t want to get forked over…