Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for November 21, 2019

Har de har har.

Only an insurance company would laugh at that “joke”.

Must be Part D!

They were laughing all the way to the bank.

“Druggest”?

“Druggest”?

“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar out while you are in my store!”

“I bought this cigar here!” claimed the Customer.

“Big Deal!”, said the Druggist. “We sell condoms too.”

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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the Veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears, so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month. The lady goes to the drug store and gets some “Nair” hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her: “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.” The lady says: “I’m not using it under my arms.” The druggist says: “If you’re using it on your legs don’t shave for a couple of days.”The lady says: “I’m not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I’m using it on my schnauzer.” The druggist says: “Stay off your bicycle for a week.”

I saw a TV report, some weeks ago, that showed some drugs were actually cheaper with cash than with insurance.

⇧ “druggest” = most drugged…