I had to do some downsizing.
Oops.
It was that elf on the refrigerator shelf.
Ewww!
“Wait a moment. Santa always dresses in red, but you’re wearing black.”
“I’m in mourning. Rudolph got it in the antlers.”
“Bad show.”
(and thank you, Jay Ward)
Elves were complaining about white beard hairs in their Santa Helper meat pies from Mrs. Santa after he had gone missing. She figured out why he kept the list of naughty girls on him.
Go easy on that stuff, Santa, or you won’t have enough elves to make all the toys.
allen@home over 4 years ago
I had to do some downsizing.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 4 years ago
Oops.
cdward over 4 years ago
It was that elf on the refrigerator shelf.
Holilubillkori Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ewww!
michaeljwolff over 4 years ago
“Wait a moment. Santa always dresses in red, but you’re wearing black.”
“I’m in mourning. Rudolph got it in the antlers.”
“Bad show.”
(and thank you, Jay Ward)
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
Elves were complaining about white beard hairs in their Santa Helper meat pies from Mrs. Santa after he had gone missing. She figured out why he kept the list of naughty girls on him.
paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago
Go easy on that stuff, Santa, or you won’t have enough elves to make all the toys.