Long Story Short by Daniel Beyer for January 24, 2022

Mr. Alien, please drop your pie over Mar-A-Lago!!

Uh oh

Till the next election.

This could explain the pie pan theory of old UFO pictures.

There’s an array of clowns…it’s endless….why, they’re even in politics….

It’s amazing that, despite the run of clowns in Washington and our states, life goes on as usual in America. Our gripes are ‘fancy gripes’ as opposed to other countries.

I think this was made into a cheesy horror flick in around 1987 or 88. “What’re you gonna do with those pies, boys?”