Lap/gap guy to patron lapping up Haig’s on the adjoining stool next at one of the All The Bars: “I guess the genie misunderstood me when I said I wanted a little head.”
Sell, sell, sell! Always, the adverts and PSAs! The constant barrage of messaging here in Froglandia is a national disgrace. Dis Grace (the Face), she’d be appalled. A Paul, ’ed be upset, too. Two too many labored paronomasias, I tells ya!
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
Where will the dimples be?
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
Being lame is okay,
If you read F A …!
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
Why…I’ll be a son of a gun…
painedsmile almost 5 years ago
I take a nap (sometimes I take a crap) when the lap prevents my gap.
David OBrien almost 5 years ago
Fortunately, or unfortunately, I have nothing to show for it.
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
For all our sakes, just use the brakes. Obtainable in all the cars.
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Lap/gap guy to patron lapping up Haig’s on the adjoining stool next at one of the All The Bars: “I guess the genie misunderstood me when I said I wanted a little head.”
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I refuse to participate in these lap-centric, sick and addiction-riddled cartoons, at least while at work.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 5 years ago
9 Saves…,
Cat lives… 9,
Dogs name… K 9,
Cleanliness of ‘Hank’ Williams jr. … Cowboys? Were they neckerchiefs?
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Does the show start when the advertisement is over?
cooganm Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“But don’t drink it in your cars”
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Sell, sell, sell! Always, the adverts and PSAs! The constant barrage of messaging here in Froglandia is a national disgrace. Dis Grace (the Face), she’d be appalled. A Paul, ’ed be upset, too. Two too many labored paronomasias, I tells ya!
painedsmile almost 5 years ago
The names and certain details have been changed, but this very story happened recently in Froglandia.
https://www.zimeye.net/2019/11/19/man-killed-over-married-woman/
“ Elmore Pikeman assaulted Wilton Hogg several times with a mop stick, axe handle and mopane switch and he died on the spot.”
“they found Hogg lying on the ground dead and naked.”
Q: What’s a mopane switch?