Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 07, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    Fortunately, he uses Nickspedia.com.

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    allen@home  about 5 years ago

    It should be way more than 75 million.

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    75 million stops? No problem for our app!

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    The numbers are “off the mark” for sure….

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    dflak  about 5 years ago

    He’ll have to pay extra if he wants a seat where the distance between the seat back to the seat in front of him is at least as long the distance between his hip and his knee cap, and extra for an aisle seat, and extra to be seated with his elves and extra for earlier boarding and extra to be allowed a carry-on and extra for his ho-ho-hos.

    Then there are the taxes and FEEs (whatever they are).

    Welcome to Nickle-and_Dime Airlines, where our CEO’s bonus is worth your inconvenience – KACHING!!!

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    My mathematician bet is the limit from zero to 8-billion of the open set of all Christians.

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