The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 17, 2019

Where does chewing the cud come in?

The students look like they want to be cudding class.

I’m having “Frozen 2” flashbacks.

How aMOOsing!

Yes, folks. It’s time to milk more cow puns!

How udderly silly

Definitely something a biology teacher would put in their classrooms.

I know it’s an obvious comment, but this lecture is a bunch of BS.

They will milk this class for all it is worth!

What a MOOOOOving situation…..

Personally I think it’s all a lot of bull. And never ask a cow for directions, they’ll always give you a bum steer.

… on to the upper atmosphere.

And, of course, Dr. Shepard is the principal.

Gray’s Anatomy was apparently a famous medical text.

Then it moves to the ground to fertilize more grass?

if the students don’t pay attention he really has a cow…

Keep it up and McDreamy is headed to McDonalds

Owww… my head hurts

Let’s all sing: “And the 1st stomach is connected to the second stomach…and the second stomach is connected to…”

How things turn out in the end.

“Oh the moozik goes ’round and around/ whoa ho ho ho ho ho / and it comes out here.

And that’s how we make methane gas from this end. Tomorrow we’ll discuss healthy oral practices.

Astronomy is on the other side of the building. Just listen for the fiddle music.

Sapient bovines. What the Chancellor Rudolf “Mad” Hatter of the crypto-country of Shangra-Li will have working in the fields. (Astro Boy #10 “The Ghost Machine”) and some say the 3rd Antichrist. But then it won’t happen till 2060 or so if calculations of Sir Isaac Newton are correct. (He spent the remainder of his life on those calculations.) The bovine people speak and follow orders and work relentlessly in the fields instead of humans living or reanimated and robots.

Such a clever pun!

All of this and voila, a bowel mooovement

We need a ‘groan’ button next to the like heart.

Bulloooney.

Reading this comic reminds me of the theme song of that old show, “The Heifersons”.

♫♫ Moo-vin on up…♫♫

And, dear child, that’s how cow pies are made.

How does no one else see that this is a complete rip off of Gary Larson’s The Far Side? All of the characters are even drawn the same way.