Close to Home by John McPherson for December 05, 2019

What choice do i have. I will take the year in prison.

Don’t look so down in the mouth, it could be worse like a practice patient for colonoscopy’s.

Hey, I do that and still have to pay!

Tough call there, cowboy.

Take the slammer!!!

“Is it safe”?

He has a major wedgie. Its bad when your coat gets stuck too!

Either choice will end up in a cavity search no doubt.

What must I do to appear before that judge?

Either way, his orifice will be violated.

Cruel and unusual.

Take the jail time.

Now there´s an opening that should impact his life while filling his appointment book.

ouch

A few good cleaning and whitening procedures will get rid of the coffee stains and have your teeth shining like pearls before they crumble and break off.

Welp! Looks like I’m pickin’ up trash on the roadside! Where’s my reacher-grabber thingy?

Prison comes with cable sooooo………..

Hobson’s choice

one year in prison for $200,Alex.

I actually spent a whole day in a dental school clinic 40+ years ago. It took a hygiene student about 3 hours to clean my teeth, and in the afternoon I had all four wisdom teeth removed for a grand total of $7.50.

Good heavens! Did he run over your dog, Judge?