Herman by Jim Unger for December 11, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Sounds like you want the PowerWasher 5000XL.

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    rshive  about 5 years ago

    A subtle hint about someone’s cooking, Huh?

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    VTX1800F  about 5 years ago

    find a wife that does not know how to cook…. then have your mother teach her how.. worked for me.

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    lagoulou  about 5 years ago

    Hate to see their cholesterol count!

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    The life of your dishwasher depends on how well you clean off the dishes…..trust me!

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    Ichabod Ferguson  about 5 years ago

    …and a pill that will do the same for my heart.

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    kathleenhicks62  about 5 years ago

    EWW!

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    Ubintold  about 5 years ago

    More like burned-on grease.

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    Mediatech  about 5 years ago

    Have you considered a flamethrower?

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  about 5 years ago

    In the Army, my father pointed out the fact that KP listed duties did not include peeling potatoes. The cook asked, “What does it include?”

    Daddy cited the duties. When he got to cleaning grease traps, the cook stopped him, “Grease traps? That sounds like a fine job to do. Do that instead of the potatoes.”

    He said it was nasty, nauseating work. After he finished, though, it wasn’t anywhere near as bad the next few times and the food tasted better. (It had been there since World War 2.

    Still…peeling potatoes had more appeal after that.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    Maybe if the one standing behind you did the dishes there wouldn’t be any heavy, baked-on grease.

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