Close to Home by John McPherson for December 12, 2019

That does make life so much easier. Bleeb is helping out in the packing dept.

Hey, I’ve done a lot of business with Amazon over the years! Where’s MY in-home distribution center??? ;D

Amazon boxed up our crap in the garage, listed and sold it. They then filled our garage with new crap and saved us the steps of ordering and dragging it down from the front door.

She must have gotten fed up with her ex and went Amazon.

They put it right next to the Starbucks.

Heh, this is fun, let’s put some more stores out of business!

What a nice clean, clear picture of Bleeb!

so is bleeb floating or is he standing in the corner of the room?

I’m surprised we haven’t hit that mark yet. The membership paid for itself on Jan 2nd.

Prime target.

I got the trial membership of amazon prime, and their shipping is amazing. Both for being FAST, and FREE. Shipping costs are staggering if you have to pay them yourself…..

THAT….IS….AWESOME! I know right where mine is going! (I’m a little concerned that Bleeb is too small to be back there with all those falling boxes, I say we fix him up in the front office responding to product questions.)

Well, now a full page ad for Amazon.

The downside of this is you get a constant barrage of ‘you may also like’.

Meanwhile, Bleeb’s girlfriend seems to have disappeared

Sometime in the not-so-distant future…..

It’s only a matter of time. Amazon is becoming “Buy n Large” as seen in Wall-e.

I’m trying! How much more do I need to buy?