Close to Home by John McPherson for December 14, 2019

Oh no thank you. We would like a bathroom with some privacy. Even Bleeb is hiding in the sofa.

Hard to see how the plumbing would work…

Might be a better choice than the apartment below.

You’d have to guard that switch while you’re on the can!

If you look at FLICK! long enough, it will change to another F-word which this couple must have thought up while looking at this.

Mr Hany’s rental

I’m too stunned to comment!

Too bad it doesn’t flick up right in front of by the refrigerator in case you might want something to eat or drink during your visit!

I feel sorry for the people downstairs!

Uh, no thanks!

Could leave quite a mess if you forget to flush

My lifelong nightmare (that is actual dreams) is needing a bathroom and finding the toilet in someones living room or the middle of the mall or any other place it shouldn’t be. I have this dream several times a month.

Would really love that around my food? It’s bad enough sometimes in a room of its own.

I would have taken it when I was looking for my first apartment……t

the one I lived in (for a week) had a community crapper down the hall—shared by 3 other folks….

(well, it didn’t seem like a bad idea at the time)

Hate to see what happens when it clogs…..

Oh s—t.

Mr. McPherson has waaaay too much imagination. Good thing he has an outlet for it.

Add a seatbelt and you’ve got one awesome ride! YEEHAH!

It also serves as a washing machine.

https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2017/05/the-coffin-homes-of-hong-kong/526881/

https://www.boredpanda.com/coffin-cubicles-trapped-benny-lam-hong-kong/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

Be sure to flush before you flick!

That will only work for people who genuinely don’t give a…. oh, wait…

It’s not a bathroom. It’s not even a room.It’s a (shock horror) TOILET