I can only remember one time when a GF/wife said something about my clothes and I pointed out that the party we were going to welcomed “hideous” outfits.
and if your wife asks, ‘does this make my butt look big?’ evidently ‘i refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incriminate me’ is not a good reply
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
just can’t win against the fashion police
Baarorso over 4 years ago
His wife or his mother? :/ (I know, I know…at times, what’s the difference? ;-D)
Farside99 over 4 years ago
Hey, this is why he keeps her around. That, and he loves her too, but that’s understood.
Breadboard over 4 years ago
But it does not fit right until it is worn and faded ;-)
jbrobo Premium Member over 4 years ago
I have about a zillion shirts in my closet but only wear about four of them. They’re just getting broke in.
jbrobo Premium Member over 4 years ago
It would be the end of life as I know it if I said that about her clothes.
zerotvus over 4 years ago
notice how she said “hair”?
david_42 over 4 years ago
I can only remember one time when a GF/wife said something about my clothes and I pointed out that the party we were going to welcomed “hideous” outfits.
flemmingo over 4 years ago
I know I’m wearing something she doesn’t like even if it’s new. “ Are you wearing that?”
ibmken3961 over 4 years ago
Left out was “is your zipper up?”
Inahastation(eye nuh ha station) over 4 years ago
Sweetie and I have an agreement – I’ll change anything she notices as long as we’re in the house. Once I’m out the door, we’re going!
iwontgiveit over 4 years ago
He doesn’t need to comb his hair. The baseball cap will cover it.
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
And she wears her purple sweatpants and purple sweatshirt.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Considering that I’ve had this on for 2 hours waiting for you to get ready you’re a little late with your derogatory comments.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
A plugger always keeps one emergency still in the bag new shirt for when all of the shirts in the closet start looking the same age.
I'll fly away over 4 years ago
Yeup. That’s us.
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
“You’re not wearing that are you?”
What’s wrong with it?
“Nothing”
oakie817 over 4 years ago
and if your wife asks, ‘does this make my butt look big?’ evidently ‘i refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incriminate me’ is not a good reply