The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 28, 2019

Hurts my back just to look at him.

Sheez. How low can you go?

looks like they need to take stock of their situation…

“Me? I smashed my last set of restraints. You see, I’m a…

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“…stock broker.”

EEEEYEAHHHHHHH!!!!

If he was last place, who bent so low to win? OY

Splinter group.

He lost the limbo contest because he was head and shoulders above the rest.

Me? Last place in a “Hiding from the Police” contest.

Such a bad booby prize.

Crawling under a men’s stall in a pay-for-use airport.

Ah..he was a brewer of bad beer.

You think this is bad. Wait until the pigeons come over.

Better hope it doesn’t rain. Or bird.

This hurts my back just looking at it. Poor guy.

No. With stocks you buy low and sell high.

This looks like a job for a chiropractor. Ouch!

Ooh! My sacroiliac!!

All I need is another wise ass to come by and ask who my stock adviser is.

Commenters referring to those devices as stocks should be pilloried.

He was a pillory of society until that fateful party…