The Knight Life by Keith Knight for July 22, 2022
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Its totally irresponsible for Wikileaks to post Santa's Naughty list right before Christmas!! Holiday sales are at a standstill!! NO ones buying gifts because everyones been naughty!! The economy is on the brink of collapse!! Wouldn't less consumption bring us closer to the true meaning of the holiday? will somebody please remove Linus Van Pelt from the boardroom? Thanks!
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
I think he is propping up the most dilapidated Christmas tree in the industry!
pathamil over 2 years ago
Take him out to the pumpkin patch and teach him the facts of life…
Vince M over 2 years ago
I was just thinking of a ‘Peanuts’ comic thread where Linus and Lucy were acting super-nice with each other to fool Santa, claiming “We’re a couple of sharp kids, and he’s just an old man!”
gcarlson over 2 years ago
Charlie’s speech to Judge Harper in the latter’s chamber in Miracle on 34th Street.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago
You would also have to remove Charlie Brown. And that is inconceivable!