Transcript:
Gunther: I hope youre satisfied!!
KK: About what?
Gunther: Voter turnout was 5.001%
Your vote prevented everyone from receiving a free pizza!!
Gunther: what do you have to say for yourself?
KK: My polling place was giving out free slices of pepperoni!!
olds_cool63 17 days ago
A slice of pizza is MUCH more appealing than EITHER candidate from the duopoly parties! Vote Jill Stein!
TwilightFaze 17 days ago
Moral of the story: Get out there and vote. You WILL be rewarded for it in ways you will never expect.
grocks 17 days ago
And here’s Elon Musk buying votes for Trump …
mokspr Premium Member 17 days ago
Remember the “good old days” when the politicians sat outside the polling stations with a large keg of beer? Yeah, me neither.
Skeptical Meg 16 days ago
In VA, I suggested that, instead of “I voted” stickers they should hand out coupons for free fast food: a soda at McD or Subway or a Taco Bell taco or whatever the franchises wanted to donate. I was told that’s illegal “vote buying” in the commonwealth even though no-one was telling anyone how to vote.