Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 20, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “Madam, you are hereby charged with ‘desecration of fruit remains’. How do you plead?”

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    santa72404  almost 5 years ago

    Could of made him into a belt of fruit leather.

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    Farside99  almost 5 years ago

    He was always a little weird, so the name fits.

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    blunebottle  almost 5 years ago

    Who is in the urn to the right?

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    Bryan Farht  almost 5 years ago

    There are enough apple trees in the cemetery already.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 5 years ago

    The wife may have been the apple of his eye, maybe she’s a little bit fruity or some kind of nut job. This could be the uncovering of a cereal killer.

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    tudza Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    They bought me a t-shirt that says fruitcake. Not know why.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Good point. It’s not like anyone’s going to eat it.

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    ACK! Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He always was a bit nutty.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Oy! A “hard” decision….

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    It seems you didn’t get his pear-mission to do that.

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    jhroos  almost 5 years ago

    They may very well discover some day that the giant stone blocks of the pyramids are actually fruit cakes!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    If there is a “wake,” I’ll be there to…ahem…show my respects…

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    ah, a great use for fruitcake

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    That thar is one ripe tomato.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    We may be talking apples and oranges here.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I heard on NPR about a fruitcake that was baked in 1878 and is still kept (and occasionally tasted) by the family. (https://komonews.com/news/offbeat/141-year-old-fruitcake-is-a-michigan-familys-heirloom)

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    RobinHood  almost 5 years ago

    Fruitcakes in the galaxy

    Fruitcakes on the Earth

    Strut naked towards eternity

    We’ve been that way since birth

    Half baked cookies in the oven

    Half baked people on the bus

    There’s a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

    James William Buffett III

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    Sensei Le Roof  almost 5 years ago

    Fruitcake? That’s crazy!

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    everyone always said that he was a brick…

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    oakie817  almost 5 years ago

    I love fruitcake…trick is you should have it warm

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    reye46  almost 5 years ago

    Good choice. It’s what everybody at work always thought he was.

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