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I had an uncle who was shot in the stomach by an irate employee, and a friend who was kidnapped at gunpoint by a fleeing bank robber. Those two things got me excused from two different cases that involved guns.
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
Surfboard waxing industry is dependent on him.
DennisinSeattle about 5 years ago
No lawyer wants a surfer on the jury. Unless, of course. his client is a surfer.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago
Heck, just tell ’em you work for a CHIP officer.
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
The law is going to surfer, er… suffer here!
Watcher about 5 years ago
Zonker’s a free waxer.
Prey about 5 years ago
I think just ASKING for a surfing exemption would get you banned from the court and possibly sectioned!
Kabana_Bhoy about 5 years ago
The two best are, know/related to someone in law enforcement OR, a (ex)felon. Bonus points for being related to both.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 5 years ago
I had an uncle who was shot in the stomach by an irate employee, and a friend who was kidnapped at gunpoint by a fleeing bank robber. Those two things got me excused from two different cases that involved guns.
sparkle 13 Premium Member about 5 years ago
George Carlin had it down for avoiding jury duty : just say " I can tell he’s guilty JUST BY LOOKING AT HIM "!!!! lol
Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago
Your honor, we the surfer jury find him guilty, and recommend you hang 10.
TerryBardy about 5 years ago
That doesn’t count Zonker! Sorry! I’m not sure, and I could be wrong, but I think they do give you money for being way from your job.
Sue G about 5 years ago
Just go into the courtroom smelling strongly of weed, and ask how often they give you smoking breaks.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 5 years ago
Just tell them you can’t be impartial.