Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 05, 2020

Does it come with a ladies handkerchief?

Probably most of the spit is kept in a cup by the ironing board.

Ah, childhood memories.

I would have expected cat or dog – with the pet attached.

Also great for taming those stubborn cowlicks…

TV flashback…Opie Griffith knocks over a bottle of expensive perfume at the drugstore.

How come we never see TV commercials for this wonderful product?

Mom used to wipe my nose with her apron.

Gross!

For me seven decades ago, include grandma.

After a good cleaning, I bet he feels wiped…

I’m glad I weaned myself from the stuff.

Brilliant! Still happens, but not so good on zits.

Hell, no….

My mom made me spit on the napkin myself.