Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 20, 2019

Throw him in the sink with the dirty dishes, Rob.

I wonder how the average nutritional content of beef from a heart-disease-expired cow would differ from the norm

Would the cheese hardened arteries come from drinking to much cows milk?

Bovicide wont work Bucky!! cows don’t commit suicide! .Your treaty is null and void!

I read it as boyicide and I was completely mystified. Now I understand it’s an extension of homicide, so it seems to be completely open to any unnatural cause of death.

Rob probably wears those rubber gloves while preparing his Roadside Weed & Kale Salad!

If I was Rob, I would lock Bucky in the closet just for being so annoying.

Hurry Oh Pink One , you only have 2 minutes ! Ditch those oversized gloves and use your Pink paws ;-)

You have to credit Bucky for really knowing how to push Rob’s buttons …

Bucky only De-Calfinated!

If you hit a cow with your car, do you say you made “Kill Bossy”?

So Pink-ish wears gloves to do the dishes. Surprised that Bucky never piled on him for that.

“Ground-Beef Breaking Treaty!”

Come on Robert, you´ve got the water and the gloves, you know what to do………….

Let’s simplify that: “I’ll stop killing meat when you stop killing vegetables. Fair compromise?”

If Rob and Bucky can sort out their differences, there is hope for world peace. In the henceforward howsome ever let us have a laugh.

Would bovicide natural causes include being chased and killed by a pack of wolves?

In a previous residence, my neighbor’s cows would periodically escape and end up wandering in my front yard. Never was quite sure how to approach them— whether they’d be nasty or not. Bovicide was definitely not in the realm of discussion.