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All across America, every year, people will search out an excellent specimen of an evergreen tree — symbol of eternal life — and proceed to murder it and drag its corpse back to their living rooms, where it will sit in a corner and slowly dessicate into a fire hazard (https://youtu.be/wNBTE71iQmU). Then, after it’s become too pathetic to look at any more, they’ll drag its remains out to the curb, to be carted off to hasten the end of the useful life of the local landfill.
Here’s an alternative to this silvacide epidemic. Mark your calendar now for next spring, when you can head out to a local nursery and get a LIVE evergreen that you can plant in your front yard and have for years to come, enjoying its natural beauty year round while saving money, nurturing the environment, and still enjoying your holiday.
nitromicro about 5 years ago
You’ll still be finding needles in July.
TazzTec about 5 years ago
Happy needly Christmas!
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 5 years ago
Another argument for artificial trees. lol
WCraft about 5 years ago
Just go with it. Say you were having a Griswold family tree – thanks to Uncle Leo!
Yakety Sax about 5 years ago
POOF!
FassEddie about 5 years ago
A Duraflame log! No wonder he has regular hallucinations!
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
Well it lasted this long, now it’s time for it to go.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 5 years ago
All across America, every year, people will search out an excellent specimen of an evergreen tree — symbol of eternal life — and proceed to murder it and drag its corpse back to their living rooms, where it will sit in a corner and slowly dessicate into a fire hazard (https://youtu.be/wNBTE71iQmU). Then, after it’s become too pathetic to look at any more, they’ll drag its remains out to the curb, to be carted off to hasten the end of the useful life of the local landfill.
Here’s an alternative to this silvacide epidemic. Mark your calendar now for next spring, when you can head out to a local nursery and get a LIVE evergreen that you can plant in your front yard and have for years to come, enjoying its natural beauty year round while saving money, nurturing the environment, and still enjoying your holiday.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
A cloud of fir tree needles and, Poof, there goes Monty’s almost perfect Christmas morning.
Oh, well. Merry Christmas anyway!