Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 27, 2019

yet Andy knows his way around town of knowing where the pubs and bookies are

He’s not cut out for any type of job. Poor Flo!

@Number Three Today’s strip is slightly funny and a variation of a theme , who in his right mind would give our HERO Mr Andrew Capp a job as a courier? Andy couldn’t find his way out of a paper bag :o) , my avatar which I have used before is of a gun made out of cigarettes stating that smoking kills , which reminds me that it has been more than two years since I stopped smoking cold turkey , How was your day? our Finally Friday should be busy but calm I hope , have fun and thanks for caring pal.

Andy is a lost cause…

I’d think that Andy would make a fine courier. Just pay him with a half-a-pint of beer instead of money for ever successful trip he makes. It might even be cheaper that way too. And with the beer, it would help keep his incentive on the job.

Andy is not cut out to be a statue at the park.

Avoiding the possibility of work is hard work.

Now if was a courier between pub, that might work.

If only he could get paid to be a bad example.

Andy could get a job conducting people on a tour of local pubs.

Too bad there isn’t a job that requires getting drunk and falling into the canal. That would be perfect for Andy! (He probably wouldn’t want it, anyway.)

Can Andy actually drive?

xxx

@Afficionado

That’s a fantastic achievement. Some people say that you should never go cold turkey but instead should be weaned off it slowly in case a person develops withdrawal symptoms.

I might be wrong though.

Any plans for the New Year?

I get lost walking to school.

What cut out the back of his jacket?