Good luck trying that. I think I know where you can buy more freckles, and they’re only slightly used.
WHAT is this obsession with “freckles??”
No wonder it took man so long to invent powered flight……,
Wouldn’t he need a forefinger too?
He needs to see the FRECKLE ELIMINATOR! Waaaaaack!
Don’t you know that no matter what, you’ll be stuck to that spot?
Which would leave you with a dead freckle.
Now waggle them fingers.
I have pushed you with my thumb. I have pushed till I am numb. I never should have heeded Sam. Never again eat green eggs & ham. The freckles were more than enough. But now my stomach’s feeling rough…
This is the poem someone was waiting for. I hope he saw it.
Mick & Mason Mastroianni
Parker and Hart
Farside99 about 5 years ago
Good luck trying that. I think I know where you can buy more freckles, and they’re only slightly used.
Mordock999 Premium Member about 5 years ago
WHAT is this obsession with “freckles??”
No wonder it took man so long to invent powered flight……,
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
Wouldn’t he need a forefinger too?
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
He needs to see the FRECKLE ELIMINATOR! Waaaaaack!
Michael G. about 5 years ago
Don’t you know that no matter what, you’ll be stuck to that spot?
Mediatech about 5 years ago
Which would leave you with a dead freckle.
danketaz Premium Member about 5 years ago
Now waggle them fingers.
craigwestlake about 5 years ago
I have pushed you with my thumb. I have pushed till I am numb. I never should have heeded Sam. Never again eat green eggs & ham. The freckles were more than enough. But now my stomach’s feeling rough…
Shikamoo Premium Member about 5 years ago
This is the poem someone was waiting for. I hope he saw it.