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I have pushed you with my thumb. I have pushed till I am numb. I never should have heeded Sam. Never again eat green eggs & ham. The freckles were more than enough. But now my stomach’s feeling rough…
Farside99 about 5 years ago
Good luck trying that. I think I know where you can buy more freckles, and they’re only slightly used.
Mordock999 Premium Member about 5 years ago
WHAT is this obsession with “freckles??”
No wonder it took man so long to invent powered flight……,
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
Wouldn’t he need a forefinger too?
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
He needs to see the FRECKLE ELIMINATOR! Waaaaaack!
Michael G. about 5 years ago
Don’t you know that no matter what, you’ll be stuck to that spot?
Mediatech about 5 years ago
Which would leave you with a dead freckle.
danketaz Premium Member about 5 years ago
Now waggle them fingers.
craigwestlake about 5 years ago
I have pushed you with my thumb. I have pushed till I am numb. I never should have heeded Sam. Never again eat green eggs & ham. The freckles were more than enough. But now my stomach’s feeling rough…
Shikamoo Premium Member about 5 years ago
This is the poem someone was waiting for. I hope he saw it.