Close to Home by John McPherson for December 25, 2019

How is the theater going to make any money if you flash freeze everyone. Let them buy their ticket get inside then freeze them.

Frozen II the sidewalk; even a Bleeb-cube.

Not a chance. Near record high here!

Quick! Someone get Bleeb indoors and in front of a heater!!

Since Disney owns the Avengers these days, have them call Iron Man to thaw them out.

That’s what you call Chilled Out!

What happened to Global Warming?

It’s not that cold, just Let It Go.

Poor Bleeb frozen in his tracks!

Temp in Anchorage this morning is 20*, in Michigan 33* in Kentucky coal country 40* so no white Christmas in lower 48….

Lucky stiffs?

Bleeb is freezing his antenna off!

…the Sidewalk”

Those are COLD war spies, that came in out of the COLD and are going to pay some COLD hard cash to see a movie. I hope they don’t get the COLD shoulder or get COLD feet. (Crap! I could only get COLD in there five times.)

BTW, instead of Frozen II, shouldn’t that movie be called “Frozen Leftovers”

Oh nooooes! Even Bleeb! The horror!

So the beginning of the next ice age began at Disney. Well done mouse.

Redux.

A new episode will be out next year: “Frozen III, the apocalypse”.

In this case Frozen II is Frozen Also.

I guess its too late to ask if anyone wants to build an snowman.