Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 31, 2019

I am convinced that my dog is using an atomic clock to time her dinner, walkies, bed-time and potty trips. Her ‘reminders’ happen within a nanosecond or two of the time of her daily routine.

I remember when MAD Magazine had a parody called “God Rest Ye, Merry Football Fans.” One line was, “On New Year’s Day, the Bowl Games play, the Cotton, Orange, and Rose.”

To each his own… bowl, that is!

To a dog, that’s best bowl game of all! Now, let’s play!

Only because the dog can’t pick up the toilet bowl. Yes, that one is the dog’s absolute favorite.

He’s wearing the “Charlie Brown” collection.

Looks like he stole Charlie Browns shirt

Considering some of the bowl names I’ve seen, I wouldn’t be so sure

Next he shows up with a bowling ball.

Have a heart – surely you can get up during the commercials?

Charlie Brown in his adult years?

And how willing are you, to attempt to convince the dog that there are any other bowls more important than his?

Poor Charlie Brown, Snoopy sure changed on him…