WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 11, 2020

Oh, no.. it’s broccoli..

Hans is incorrect – it’s not, “oh no.. it’s broccoli..” It’s “Great, they’ve finally found a use for broccoli!”

But despite the snark, I’ve found that if you cook it long enough and apply enough cheese sauce it becomes almost edible.

“Bloody Mary’s contain the average daily veggie diet, don’t they, Barkeep?”

The steaks are high in this battle. If those carnivores are caught in the open they’ll be dead meat. Meanwhile the vegans are going nuts over their depleted stock of asparagus spears.

I think they should be throwing tomatoes.

At least it isn’t a seitan bombardment: pure gluten. Oh, the horror!

“Weapons of Mass Produce”

And all the omnivores move to Switzerland?

Vegetables are murder.