It was time for the Fat Man to be ended. First, I needed to do some research. I flat-packed merry old elf, ordained saint and magical judgmental trickster and it ended up looking a lot like an elemental demon. So I went to see Baba O’Yagga. Yeah. Cheesy. Her professional name. But the only expert on the natural world beyond current science available to me. Her real name was Violet. She was a leech. The whole Baba O’Yagga thing was her scam. Not that she wasn’t good. She could read palms and tea leaves and stuff. And she could use crystals to heal people well enough. But the readings and crystals were just props. She had nearly died as a child. Got physically well but never really recovered entirely. She was stuck wearing her body like a too small hat. Most of her was outside of it. And she would feed off of you. Being around her too much was tiring, if pleasant enough and harmless. At least, I’m pretty sure she’s harmless. I never pushed her far enough to find out.
*Hot Rod* almost 5 years ago
You allThru with the Bull Sheet and ready to play then.
L[oo k at you..
Ain’t you cool.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31! Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago
An IKEA spokesman, when reached for comment about a recent Frog Applause™ comic strip, issued the following statement:
♥ʏᴇs ᴡᴇ ғᴇᴇʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ♥
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
We demand the right to peaceful assembly in the name of our founder, Mr Allen Key.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It was time for the Fat Man to be ended. First, I needed to do some research. I flat-packed merry old elf, ordained saint and magical judgmental trickster and it ended up looking a lot like an elemental demon. So I went to see Baba O’Yagga. Yeah. Cheesy. Her professional name. But the only expert on the natural world beyond current science available to me. Her real name was Violet. She was a leech. The whole Baba O’Yagga thing was her scam. Not that she wasn’t good. She could read palms and tea leaves and stuff. And she could use crystals to heal people well enough. But the readings and crystals were just props. She had nearly died as a child. Got physically well but never really recovered entirely. She was stuck wearing her body like a too small hat. Most of her was outside of it. And she would feed off of you. Being around her too much was tiring, if pleasant enough and harmless. At least, I’m pretty sure she’s harmless. I never pushed her far enough to find out.
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
I didn’t have to re-check my bucket list to know that wasn’t on it.
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
Was there a sudden shortage of Norwegian Wood?
Mighty Phavahg almost 5 years ago
Ikea. Baltic birch and Norsemen. Furniture for college kids and divorced men. (Thanks, Jonathan.)
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Hey! Why do I have screws left over? Gasp!
*Hot Rod* almost 5 years ago
The old John Bobbitt doll. Some assembly required.
Radish... almost 5 years ago
Are you bragging or complaining?
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
The colorful background looks exactly like an IKEA dresser I once assembled in my distant past …!
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
‘Twas the night before FA’s anniversary, and all through the land,
All the residents were twitching with feelings so gland …!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 5 years ago
Please hear my plea!
(I have all the same sized hex-key tools I could ever need.I’m including one in every holiday gift box. Even the glassware.)
*Hot Rod* almost 5 years ago
No more.
Because I tink I’m turning Japanese instructional . turning clockwise is loosening.
No say it tant true…
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
That’s a Good Thing. Am I right?
I kea. You kea. He, she, or it keas. We all kea!
I don’t kea anymore. [Smiles broadly, inserting tongue A into cheek B….]
INGSOC almost 5 years ago
Lessons are okay, but morning assembly takes ages.
Peam Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Happy Thirteenth Anniversary on December 20 2019.
*Hot Rod* almost 5 years ago
I love ❤ figgy pudding and Frog Applause. .. ✔ my ❤
Ed in Toledo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Happy happy happy Frog Applause anniversary 12/20
Radish... almost 5 years ago
Screw that.