Wrong Hands by John Atkinson for December 20, 2019

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    OMG…. a few years ago, I was at a friend’s house, for Christmas dinner…

    She’d invited about 15 other people, including her fairly recently “ex” boyfriend…. they’d promised each other they’d stay friends…

     

    He showed up with several big bags of laundry, saying his new place had no machine, so he “needed” to use hers.

    All she could say was "Really? Really? "

    He never actually asked her for permission….

    just spent the whole evening running back and forth to her laundry room, doing his wash while we all ate and socialized.

    At least it reinforced her understanding of their breakup.

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    Nathan Daniels  almost 5 years ago

    The chicken nugget is fine, as long as you don’t dip it in the eggnog before consuming.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Sure – send me the fruitcake instead of wasting it on the haters!

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Is it OK if there’s a few squirrels in the barrel of monkeys?

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    “You can bring Rose with the turned up nose , but don’t bring LuLu.”

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hey! I brought the fruitcake to feed the squirrels!

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