Scott, Love your clever, subtle sense of humor. I just bought two of your books and am enjoying them to the limit. Keep up the good work!! The world needs to laugh more.
I agree. Gary Larson would have had the banner read “303 Legged Race.” All his readers would have said to themselves “Huh. I wonder why Larsen made it a 303 legged race.” They would then look it up and learned something new.
favm over 4 years ago
It takes two hours to prepare for the race.
Dirty Dragon over 4 years ago
A race for a centipede and a half!
SHIVA over 4 years ago
We used to do that at the company picnics.
onespiceybbw over 4 years ago
Wouldn’t that be a “150-Legged Race”?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
Q: What goes 99-thump 99-thump 99-thump?
A: A centipede with a wooden leg!
This one convulsed them in third grade, half a century ago… :D
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Imagine buying all those shoes for the race…
Xeacons1 over 4 years ago
Step by step by step by step by step by step…
mourdac Premium Member over 4 years ago
Big cheating scandal, a millipede sneaked into the race.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Just before the starter gun goes off point out the shoe that’s untied.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
So do all of your feet need to cross the line to be declared the winner or just the front ones?
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
The last leg is a killer.
Al Nala over 4 years ago
My 39th left foot is SORE; ouch, ouch, ouch…..
JimValTen Premium Member over 4 years ago
Scott, Love your clever, subtle sense of humor. I just bought two of your books and am enjoying them to the limit. Keep up the good work!! The world needs to laugh more.
Lablubber over 4 years ago
When are the venom sac races?
zeexenon over 4 years ago
I vote for Team Tongue-Glasses, not that there is anything wrong with joining a biped with an arthropod.
mfrasca over 4 years ago
Centipedes have an odd number of pairs of legs, so I don’t think a 300 legged race would be possible.
mfrasca over 4 years ago
I agree. Gary Larson would have had the banner read “303 Legged Race.” All his readers would have said to themselves “Huh. I wonder why Larsen made it a 303 legged race.” They would then look it up and learned something new.
EricDRowley almost 4 years ago
They must be bicentipedes, if they were mere centipedes that would be a 150 legged race.