Close to Home by John McPherson for January 04, 2020

Must have been a real b!tch when alive. The little alien looks angry must be Dalcon.

I’d expect that of Lucy Van Pelt’s grave site as well.

In death, as in life, …………..

She must have been a Martha Fokker.

Hope you weren’t expecting daisies….she was wound too tight and always bitchin about everything.

Well her gravesite was on top of the cemeteries septic tank which saved the family a lot on the burial plot.

Only in the sense that Martha doesn’t know.

It’s even more ironic her grab-ass husband put her there.

I think there is a seedy plot involved.

Rest in Peat, Martha.

I have a feeling the only thing that will be growing on my grave site will be dandelions. I hate irony.

I wonder if my grave site will be bald?

Gladys?

Well, considering her demeanor, maybe not.

Hey, it isn’t glowing red!

The kind of grass is irrelevant, as long as you are looking DOWN at it.

Sounds like someone I was once married to.

That statement might come back to haunt you.